CHICK HUETTEL: A Christmas comedy: The wisdom of W.C. Fields

Published: Saturday, December 22, 2012 at 05:57 PM.

And of young children whom I smile at that are not my own.

“Anyone who hates children and dogs can’t be all bad.”

“I never met a kid I liked.”

“Children should never be seen or heard from — ever again.”

“I love children — well done.”

And even at his last moment he winked at the nurse before he breathed his last. What a guy.

And his last request for his tombstone?

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