RON HART: Holy La-La Land, Batman!

Published: Thursday, August 29, 2013 at 05:08 PM.

Now comes Hollywood’s puff piece movie on Hillary Clinton. This flick is scheduled for release before the 2016 election in order to make Hillary look good. It will be so flattering that the Federal Elections Commission should consider it a campaign donation.

Gorgeous women, including Scarlett Johansson, Diane Lane and Reese Witherspoon, were under consideration for the Hillary Clinton role. The casting list had so many hotties that Bill Clinton asked to play himself.

My guess is that Reese Witherspoon has the edge. Reese made a compelling video earlier this year when she auditioned for the role on an Atlanta road.  She went off on the policeman who pulled her over, angrily demanding, "Do you know who I am?”

Clearly, the liberals will be able to orchestrate this movie to help Hillary’s campaign and make the Clintons look good, as well as aiding their long-held aspiration of becoming our nation’s first double-impeached family.

Hillary left the State Department in a touching ceremony where Marine color guards ceremoniously folded her pantsuit and retired it. She also left her post-Benghazi political position, as all Clintons have, in a mess.

As Republicans try to capitalize on the Benghazi disaster in order to undermine Hillary's 2016 run for president, they need to realize that Clintons thrive on scandals — and their followers do not care. Shady land deals like Whitewater, “Travelgate,” losing evidence at the Rose Law Firm only to find it later, the Vince Foster suicide, insider trading in cattle futures, Juanita Broderick, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, etc. only serve to strengthen the Clintons. They feed on scandals like sharks on surfers or Obama on trumped-up racial tension. Controversy does not weaken them; it only makes them stronger and, for some reason, makes Republicans seem weaker for even bringing it up. The Clintons would survive a nuclear bomb.

Democrat women empathize with Hillary and feel she is persecuted (the highest honor for a liberal). Next to Obama, she looks like Thomas Jefferson, and she is a force to be reckoned with. Some say that, at 69, Hillary is too old to run as a Democrat and too young to run as a Republican. Even John McCain said he might vote for her, though odds are he won’t remember to.

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