RON HART: Hot, crazy matrix

Published: Tuesday, August 26, 2014 at 02:41 PM.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.Oscar Wilde

If you haven't seen the YouTube video called “The Hot Crazy Matrix,” please Google it and watch. It’s an important tutorial on dating, worthy of a Nobel Prize in science.

It is hard to argue with this video. First, like the manmade global warming narrative, it involves graphs and science and therefore cannot be denied. Second, the Franklin , Tenn. , Alderman is wearing a sidearm and thus represents authority. The seven-minute retrospective is deep and goes a long way toward dispelling the PC clutter about male/female relationships.

We can’t have substantive discussions on matters of importance in America because we are a nation full of people just waiting to be offended by something. And if they aren’t offended, the liberal media are eager to tell people why they should be offended. Most of them are in Ferguson , Missouri now, fanning racial fires.

It seems everyone can produce a scientific study. One study says drinking wine and eating chocolate are good, but the next week another study says they're bad. I would think both men and women benefit when ladies drink. Alcohol lowers bad cholesterol, which is good for women, and it lowers their standards, which is good for us men. The same study determined that women who carry a little more weight live longer — certainly longer than men who point it out.

Another study concluded that most 50,000-year-old cave art drawings were done by women, proving that, since ancient times, men have had no say in decorating.

As a gender, we men are not much. Women’s expectations of us are way too high, leading to bitter disappointment upon marriage. To help manage the expectations of my two daughters, I have demonstrated over the years not to expect much from a man. Thus, they are happy now. Girls, you’re welcome.

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