RON HART: My colonoscopy

Published: Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 04:59 PM.

I hope this answers your questions about getting a colonoscopy. And to you liberal bloggers out there, the answer is “no.” My doctor did not find my head up there.

I do not have to have another one for 10 years. So, with ObamaCare kicking in, I am going to immediately fill out the necessary 80 pages of federal paperwork and apply to the Colonoscopy Czar of the Amalgamated Service Workers Union Local 1984 for my next one in 2022.

Get a colonoscopy before the ObamaCare train wreck begins! We will have higher deductibles, men will have to pay for gynecological coverage and women will have to pay for prostate exams. It seems the only person who will really benefit from ObamaCare is Cher’s child, Chaz Bono.


Ron Hart is a syndicated op-ed humorist, author and TV/radio commentator. Email or at visit



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