It is the time of year when 80-year-old Wal-Mart greeters are trampled when the doors open for Black Friday. These greeters are members of our “Greatest Generation.” They stopped Hitler’s Nazi army, took Iwo Jima, and stopped
It has been an epic year for us op-ed humor writers. At this point in the year, I give thanks for those buffoons, reprobates, scalawags and scoundrels who made my job easier in 2013.
Special thanks to Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer, Mayor Filner of
We should also be thankful for
Secretary of State Kerry should be commended for his disarmament deal. If diplomacy goes well, it's likely that he will have George Zimmerman disarmed by Christmas.
I am thankful that the
Pretty soon the NFL will ban the shotgun formation, the run-and-gun offense, and any quarterback with a rifle arm who throws the bomb.
This is the same D.C. City Council that ordered police to set up a prostitution-free area in certain blocks surrounding the president’s inauguration ceremonies. D.C. is so corrupt that it designates particular areas of town where people have to obey the law.
I am thankful the
I want to thank my Stanford buddies who hosted us at the
Mayor Bloomberg ended his tiny reign of
It was on Thanksgiving just a few years ago when Tiger Woods sped out of his driveway and hit a tree; 12 bimbos fell out. At the time, he was the top golfer in the world, but he has fallen off the map until recently. I think he was in the Mistress Protection Program. He has resurfaced and is dating skier Lindsey Vonn. I just hope Tiger does not blow this one when he is invited to the Vonn home for Thanksgiving, is asked to bring his favorite side dish, and shows up with an IHOP hostess.
Let’s be thankful the stock market made record highs. Yes, Obama is an envy-driven, business-hating socialist intent on destroying capitalism, but, as with ObamaCare, he is so inept at it that Wall Street loves him.
We should be thankful for the new Pope. He is a humble man — this according to his publicist. He carried his own bags and checked himself out of the
There was a time this year when the government was shut down and we had no Pope — which is really why the Pilgrims came here in the first place.
Ron Hart, a libertarian syndicated op-ed humorist, award-winning author and TV/radio commentator can be reached at Ron@RonaldHart.com or visit www.RonaldHart.com.